Adamastor
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The Poetic Rocker of Oldham
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Post by Adamastor on Oct 12, 2010 0:38:33 GMT
How about a new category dedicated for poems that insult other people on the site, such as my David Grease poem? We could expand it to include insults to towns too, such as Hull. Speaking of Hull, shall we be seeing Donny McHugh in the near future on here?
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Oct 12, 2010 19:33:30 GMT
This is an excellent idea and I have adopted it! The new category is "Insults, Abuse, Contempt and Denigration".I shall attempt to transfer your Grease poem to there. Hopefully it will be accompanied by others before too long.
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Post by Stanley Brown on Oct 16, 2010 15:49:40 GMT
Why can't we have a nice categopry for poems about NICER things, like Nature and ice-skating? And knitting? And ballroom-dancing? Have you been watching "Strictly"? I really admire Bruce Forsyth as he is still trying to pull the birds at his advanced age. Thankyou. Stanley.
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Adamastor
Senior Poet
The Poetic Rocker of Oldham
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Post by Adamastor on Oct 19, 2010 21:45:32 GMT
Why can't we have users on here that can actually take their time writing words correctly such as the word "category"?
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Post by Barry Hodges on Oct 20, 2010 12:00:34 GMT
Stanley can't help it; he's in a categopry of his own.
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Post by spamheid on Nov 22, 2010 15:08:57 GMT
Here is a poem about ice-skating:
I once went ice-skating
But it was rather a farce
For the ice was fucking slippy
And I fell and hurt my arse.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Nov 22, 2010 15:09:37 GMT
Nice poem.
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Post by lardydar on Dec 16, 2010 14:15:57 GMT
Not very rowdy though.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Dec 16, 2010 15:23:39 GMT
Another rowdier poem about ice-skating...
Mary once went ice-skating
It was a daring stunt
For the ice was fucking slippy
And she fell on her Jeremy.
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Post by myshackledbride on Dec 18, 2010 21:57:19 GMT
You are all free to insult me - insults run off my back like faeces (or poo-poos) off a cesspool swimmer.
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Post by spamheid on Dec 19, 2010 23:04:21 GMT
Here is a poem about ballroom dancing.
I once went ballroom dancing
But I got an awful shock
For I tried to do the effing splits
And sprained my effing cock.
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Post by spamheid on Dec 19, 2010 23:10:26 GMT
And here is a poem about knitting.
Knitting is a fine wee thing
And awfy good to do
My granny knitted me a kilt
A bonny shade of blue.
I wore it once in Glasgow toon
But it was quite a farce
For all the rain came pouring doon
It shrunk and showed my arse.
I apologise for the similarity to my earlier work on ice skating. I just couldn't be fucked.
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Post by cardboardlover on Dec 21, 2010 15:30:15 GMT
i'd be interested in a special cardboard thread - is there any chance of a collectors corner specialising in cardboard and related products of the paper-recycling industry worldwide?
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cinnarry
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Post by cinnarry on Dec 22, 2010 4:14:54 GMT
My greatest concern this holiday season is, if Stanley will ever learn how to separate thank and you.
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