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Post by Count Orlok on Oct 8, 2010 15:29:57 GMT
Unbearable hunger gnaws at my vitals, The hunger for fresh human flesh; Unimaginable thirst racks my throat The thirst for blood, warm human blood. The stench of the grave envelops me As I fly over the snowy countryside Seeking my hapless puny victims, My nostrils quivering in anticipation Of the untold joy only a vampyre can know As he sucks the life out of a virgin Knowing he condemns her to nameless Hell With the pestilence of his foetid saliva And an enormous anal input of polluted sperm.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Oct 8, 2010 22:38:17 GMT
The last two lines are possibly the most exciting thing I have read since I last picked my nose.
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Post by epwokookoyuwi on Jun 10, 2019 8:00:23 GMT
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Post by qubxaxuwa on Jun 10, 2019 10:14:34 GMT
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Post by Count Orlok on Dec 19, 2019 17:13:00 GMT
You can take your prednisone and shove it where the sun don't shine.
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