My Big Nose

[Douglas Ramsbottom]

I have a big nose
Therefore it is fortunate
I was not born in Nazi Germany,
Nor wish to join
An exclusive
American golf club.

As it is, I am fortunate enough
To be sexually successful,
And thus to have sniffed
An enormous amount of pussy
(reflecting the aphrodisiac power
of my bank account).

[Mrs Ophelia Mulholland]

Very subtle stuff.

[Count Orlok]

I would like to bite your neck.

[ladeezman]

I have had more lady then most men have had sneezins. And since they all slutties they pay for privlidge.