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Post by Pierre on Oct 7, 2010 0:40:31 GMT
I cannot believe
So many years wasted
Another year sans toi
Sad future beckons.
Why don't your go
And make love roughly yourself
With a chainsaw?
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Post by montez on Mar 5, 2011 19:02:26 GMT
It's shite like this that makes me want to go back to AP!
In fact I ferkin-well will!
R.
PS Pleez lern how 2 spel!
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Post by Stanley Brown on Mar 11, 2011 19:40:30 GMT
This is disgusting filth I supoose you think thats funny, well I for one don't and I think you should wash your mouth out with soap and water you stupid fool. Thankyou, Stanley.
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Post by montez on Mar 12, 2011 8:47:08 GMT
Agreed Sir Stan.
Rubens Thickschitt.
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Post by lordcedricsmythe on Mar 12, 2011 11:11:42 GMT
I say chaps, steady the Buffs what? I do not think that one of those chainsaw thingies could actually be inserted into the female orifice, don't ye know. My gardener, Old Jock Ramsbottom was pruning the rhodedendriddiddions one day and I walked up to him:
"I say Ramsbottom", I enquired, "can you not jolly well hurry yourself along a bittie, what?
Well, those chainshaw chappies do tend to be a little loud, but I'm almost sure that he replied:
"And can milord kindly go and have a flying make love roughly at a rolling doughnut?"
No, one must have misheard, musn't one. He was obviously longing for a tea break. So I sauntered off down to the jolly old summerhouse to partake of a little Earl Gray and honeycomb cake, while Ramsbottom waved goodbye with his jolly old thermos flask. But I could have sworn the bally flask had a pink body and a purple top?
Must go off to the opticiminians.
You simply cannot get the staff nowadays, as I said to old Bulger Wil..............cont page 94.
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Post by montez on Mar 20, 2011 21:27:01 GMT
My Dear Lord,
People on here reckon you have a screw loose - but I think they're wrong ; I don't think you have any screws (if you'll pardon the expression!)
R. Sole.
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