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Post by Mrs Ophelia Mulholland on Oct 5, 2010 1:02:55 GMT
O, say can't you smell in the morning's delight What failed to get flushed, thus the toilet needs cleaning? Huge turds and bright urine, such a horrible sight, Out of bodies fast pumped with odours demeaning?
Sewage workers so brave, the faeces (or poo-poos) wagon driving Will speed through the night to cleanse your bathrooms for you; How grateful we are for their generous striving To clean the land of the free from the stench of stale poo.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Nov 14, 2010 17:58:13 GMT
An improvement on the hideous original.
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