Chintee
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Hero of Arizona
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Post by Chintee on Sept 26, 2010 2:52:00 GMT
I'm hungry. What sounds good to eat? If you had all the ingredients, the cooks, and the power to choose whatever you wish, what would you have for dinner tonight? What ARE you having for dinner tonight?
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Post by Barry Hodges on Sept 26, 2010 9:27:02 GMT
My dinner on Wednesday was lovely, all prepared by my own fair hands, with assistance from spouse (and general dogsbody):
1/2 dozen West Mersea oysters, shallot and balsamic vinegar sauce
Whole Dover sole, served with chips (fries to you) and tartare sauce
(no dessert - I was too stuffed)
Espresso and choccies
Thursday's dinner:
Roasted fillet steak rare, flat-c**t chips (flat fries to you)
Espresso and a selection of choccies
3 large Sambucos.
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Post by The Great Scribbler on Sept 26, 2010 9:36:33 GMT
I had to make do with some leftover Chinese, warmed-up with a cup of beer or two.
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Chintee
Senior Poet
Hero of Arizona
Posts: 44
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Post by Chintee on Sept 27, 2010 2:59:16 GMT
Grilled Cheese with Ham sandwiches, a side of Ramen Noodles. I'd really much rather have a Large pizza from Hungry Howie's with Garlic crust.
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Post by Beautiful Butterfly on Sept 27, 2010 23:39:18 GMT
Who is Hungry Howie? He sounds like a poor pathetic cunt. Is he a frustrated drag queen who dares not to come out? Is that why he eats pizza which will make him fat and ugly and no one will want to make love roughly him up the bottom-hole?
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Sept 27, 2010 23:48:34 GMT
My dinner today was fine: asparagus with lemon sauce, steak and chips, coffee with an ENORMOUS brandy and then a good make love roughly.
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Chintee
Senior Poet
Hero of Arizona
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Post by Chintee on Sept 28, 2010 2:07:01 GMT
Who is Hungry Howie? He sounds like a poor pathetic cunt. Is he a frustrated drag queen who dares not to come out? Is that why he eats pizza which will make him fat and ugly and no one will want to make love roughly him up the bottom-hole? Haha, well, I've never met Howie myself. I've just bought pizza from his company. It's good pizza though, like only a fat, ugly, poor, pathetic drag-queen cunt would know how to make. ... and tonight, egg sandwiches. Which I'm actually excited about, cheap and tasty! |
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Post by Beautiful Butterfly on Sept 28, 2010 9:53:24 GMT
Egg sandwiches? The only sandwiches I like are human ones - you know, when you have someone up both your ends. In other words, a threesome. Always a tasty mouthful.  |
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Sept 28, 2010 10:16:50 GMT
Perhaps we could move on from here and write a poem about a nice mouthful?
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cinnarry
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Naughty Poetess
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Post by cinnarry on Oct 18, 2010 3:07:29 GMT
I had a cigar and cognac. Then I ate my boyfriend.
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Chintee
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Hero of Arizona
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Post by Chintee on Oct 18, 2010 6:52:28 GMT
Tasty. I had half of an oven-baked pizza, and a 'Boca' burger sandwich.
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Post by Barry Hodges on Oct 18, 2010 11:59:13 GMT
Cinnary's lovely quip reminds me of a very fine joke. Originally it referred to Essex girls (Essex being a rather downmarket but flash area to the East of London where people really do wear a lot of gold glitz and they really do drive pink Jaguars). I have translated it to New Jersey which I believe holds a similar connection for Americans.
Q. What to Jersey Girls do with their cunt before a hot date?
A. They give him a blowjob.
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Post by Romeo Gupta Singh on Oct 18, 2010 12:22:25 GMT
The "ate my boyfriend" joke above makes me laugh very much and I am remembering a fine anecdote:
A Mummy is saying goodnight to her little girl. She says, "Sleep tight or the Big Bad Wolf will come and eat you up!" "Will he eat me whole?" asks the little lass. "Goodness, gracious me, no," replies Mummy, "he will probably spit that bit right out."
Very good story.
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Post by Pastor Peter Grovell, D.D. on Oct 18, 2010 12:57:36 GMT
This whole thread REEKS of foulest sex-sin! Repent before it is too late and God gets you by the scruff of the neck and shoves you into a furnace, genitals first.
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Post by lardydar on Oct 18, 2010 18:17:30 GMT
Ooh Pastor.
Say it again.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Oct 19, 2010 1:23:35 GMT
Don't tempt him. PER-LEASE! I know I have NO censorship, but you can have too much of a f*cking bad thing.
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Post by johnny nobody on Oct 19, 2010 2:01:27 GMT
What's the difference between love and lust?
Spit or swallow.....
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cinnarry
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Naughty Poetess
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Post by cinnarry on Oct 19, 2010 4:55:26 GMT
"The "ate my boyfriend" joke above makes me laugh very much..."
It wasn't a joke ;D
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Oct 19, 2010 15:28:00 GMT
The Pastor can go and wank.
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Post by Barry Hodges on Oct 20, 2010 12:14:49 GMT
I'm sure he will. He tends to repeat himself.
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Post by lardydar on Oct 28, 2010 15:04:52 GMT
Fanny. That's pretty good to eat.
FNAR! Didn't see that one coming did you?
Apologies, I'm having a particularly rude half hour.
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Post by Sir Gennady Kangarov on Oct 31, 2010 17:48:42 GMT
Ha! Ha! Ha! I love to eat the fanny as well. As long as well washed and not like stale herring.
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Post by westcuntry on Nov 14, 2010 11:43:37 GMT
I love to eat meat..trouble is I'm a bloke,
As for my wife she thinks it just a joke,
She eats my meat,
Her special treat,
I repay her in kind,
I guess my first post here shows my state of mind,
This disjointed rhyme, I know is out of time,
But just wait and see, you havn't seen the best of me,
Her pubic hair is no longer there,
So its dental floss not pubic hair,
But my absolute favorite repast,
One to savour,make it last ,
Good quality sausage mashed spud and red onion gravy
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Nov 14, 2010 14:04:50 GMT
This is a truly delightful poem and I would recommend you not to waste it as merely a comment. It surely deserves a separate posting as a poem in its own right!
Welcome to Edna's Poetry Site!
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Post by Romeo Gupta Singh on Feb 10, 2011 19:49:24 GMT
If anyone here would like to try something very horrible to eat in fanny stakes please to send me a memo and I will dispatch my hideous wife to you immediately. No charge.
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shultzie
Nice Poet
Apple Strudel!
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Post by shultzie on Feb 24, 2011 2:02:05 GMT
Not even going there.......
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