The Hilarious Sound Of A Man Drowning

[Adamastor]

I finished early one fine summer Wednesday
I felt a few growing pains in my trousers.
I decided to go home to make love to my loving wife.
Turns out she was kinda howser.

I walked in the house nice and aroused.
I take off my expensive Ted Baker jacket.
I creep upstairs ready to whip out my throbbing organ.
But all I could hear was an erotic racket.

{chorus}
I opened the bedroom door.
Never knew she was a whore.
 You should have seen the look
On their faces as they'd fook.
Never knew she was a whore.

La la la la la la la la
 Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der.

Well there she was under him, underneath
The sweat off his back dripping down
I saw the sweat droplet, creeping down his crack
And she was horrified at my evil frown.

I first of all dragged him by the nuts.
Punched him in the face and dragged him to the bath.
I shoved his sweaty head into the basin.
Put in the plug and turned on the tap.

{chorus}
I opened the bedroom door.
Never knew she was a whore.
You should have seen the look
On their faces as they'd fook.
Never knew she was a whore.

La la la la la la la la
 Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der.

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The gargles were so funny, you should have seen him struggle
Looking back now I can't help but laugh!
His arms were flapping wildly, it made me kind of horny
So I shagged him while drowning him in the bath.

The next turn was my wife's, who was hyperventilating.
I saw her naked while his cum was dribbling out.
So I wrapped my tie around her neck, and bashed her pretty little head
And stuck one up her bum while she was out.


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Well the next thing I know
I'm out in the cold
Digging up a hole
In my garden.

If you ask me
Do I have any regrets, you see
The answer would be "No, I beg your pardon?"

Adamastor

Not part of my up-coming album
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[Barry Hodges]

This is a fine song.
I can imagine it being sung.
By someone with a long
one and well-hung.

[David Grease]

You may think this is funny but I don't. I think you should go see a psychiatrist as you are one sick puppy.

[Adamastor]

Thanks for the compliment. You've inspired me to write a sequel.

[Barry Hodges]

We await the sequel.

[lardydar]

I can hear the melody for this one already. Kind of an Eva Cassidy vibe. She'd love this, being dead and all.