An Introduction To Adamastor

[Adamastor]

Greetings and welcome to an introduction to Adamastor.

Firstly, I reign from a lovely Great British town called Oldham, but I am not a car thief or a trollop off the streets. I actually have a job, quite educated, very handsome and not addicted to any chemicals of any form.

I am a freelance bass player who has spent the last fifteen years or so touring with various bands. I can play a riff faster than Boris Becker can pull out his pecker in a closet.

I am a well-known groupie pleaser. There are many women and even a couple of men who cannot walk properly because of one night in a hotel room with this suave bass player.

That's it. I will finish off with a joke:

Ed Milliband is now leader of the Labour party.

[Beautiful Butterfly]

This is very good. I always thought the Miliband brothers were a couple of cottage queens who didn't have the balls (forgive me, Ed) to come out. Just 'cos they're married, doesn't mean they don't want to wear dresses.

[Edna Sweetlove]

I am delighted to welcome you, Ades. You are a lovely geezer.

[Barry Hodges]

And I add my welcoming voice to that of my co-conspirator, Edna!

[Mr W*nker Watson]

Ed Miliband may be related to me via my hobby.

[westcuntry]

Ed..nasal fucking utterly completely forgettable no general appeal cou'se in this day and age the trick is to come across on TV (as imported from the USA) policy ....pah....lot of the general public didn't even know what that was and it dont matter anyhow couse the Tory/liberal lot have broken most of the pre election promises and this lot is carrying on in the Maggy mode of furthering a uncaring society the bloody lying person who plays with himselfs. Give the police half a chance and they will revert to how they treated the miners and the printers(Wapping) ..thuggery just below the surface..wont be surprised if the above puts me on the 'keep an eye on listing'...what happened to the people of this country(UK) should be out in the streets trying to put a stop to all the unjust policys that is hurting the working class.
Oh.. sorry went off course, I digress, just meant to say Ed's brother should have got it, bloody good bloke