I hate so many people!

[The Great Scribbler]

I hate so many people!
How I hate cretins!
And imbeciles!
And idiots!
And mongols!
And spastics!
And perverts!
And midgets!
And fatsos!
And anyone who disagrees with me!
I only like people who like ME!
Little wonder I am so popular!

[Edna Sweetlove]

Basically, you are a piece of faeces (or poo-poos). Why not admit it?

[montez]

I hate people who can't write poetry!
R.