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Post by Count Orlok on Sept 25, 2010 23:27:06 GMT
Who would dare to mock the great Count Orlok, Mighty vampire bat and ace *********? No one at all, I tell you, my old dear - Against that I'd be a strong advisor.
But if anyone e'er dared to steal my poems I'd surely rip their ****ing throat apart; They'd be opening a veritable can of worms - And who cares if it were a guy or a tart?
So beware of stealing aught from this wicket bat Who flutters above your house by night; I'll surely find out just where you're at And then may Satan pity you in your plight.
Anyone who steals my poems is condemned to Hell And their death pains will be truly grotty; Since, in spite of the really awful smell, I'll stuff ***** ****** up their ***** *****. Attachments:
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Sept 27, 2010 23:54:33 GMT
I like this better than a dose of clap.
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Post by Count Orlok on Dec 19, 2019 17:14:10 GMT
I meant every word of it.
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