The Train To Heaven Is Waiting!

[Pastor Peter Grovell, D.D.]

You have to wake up to the truth!
You have to wake up before you die,
As when you are dead and gone it'll be too late!
Jesus alone can wake you to up eternal life!

Have you ever waited for a train
Only to find it had gone?
You know, life is like that!
Do you want to be like the heathen
Standing on an empty station platform
When the train to Heaven has gone?

You have to wake up to the truth!
You have to wake up before you die,
As when you are dead and gone it'll be too late!
Jesus alone can wake you to up eternal life!

So, wake up all you sleeping folks before you die
And go to burn in eternal Hell without hope.
Once you die it will be too late to change your mind!
Make up your mind now to love Jesus or die alone
And go to eternal pain and strife!
Are you awake yet? Or are you dead to the Lord?

You have to wake up to the truth!
You have to wake up before you die,
As when you are dead and gone it'll be too late!
Jesus alone can wake you to up eternal life!

[Count Orlok]

Bollocks to you.

[Edna Sweetlove]

I can only echo that, mon cher.

[Edward R. Lamington]

This is a wonderful metaphor. So many people will indeed miss the train to Heaven if they do not love Jesus and accept Him as their Saviour.

[zilbermann]

Dear Pastor Grovell,

I have a terrible problem lately -- can't stay awake. Sleeping maybe 18 hours per day. Just woke up and feel like going back to sleep. My canine brother Rory sleeps all the time too. What should we do?

Yours in Christ,
Zilbermann

[Barry Hodges]

Dear Zilbs, We all await the Pastor's response.

[lardydar]

Sounds like Derby station.

Pastor, will you have my babies?