Post by johnny nobody on Feb 4, 2020 2:09:59 GMT
(Explanatory note for those who are unaware of the
poor plight of my uncle fred: poor old fred suffers
from advanced dementia and lives in a twilight home
where he is forced to sleep in a ward with a dozen or
more elderly, incontinent, semi-gaga simpletons.)
happy birthday dearest uncle fred
have lots and lots of fun if you can
I hope you'll entice a nurse into your gurney
and won't have to share a half-full bedpan,
especially since that fat romanian woman
has been using it from both ends
after eating rogan josh.
The stink is fecking horrid,
to quote the words of the Paddy slut
who gobbles anyone for five euros.
poor plight of my uncle fred: poor old fred suffers
from advanced dementia and lives in a twilight home
where he is forced to sleep in a ward with a dozen or
more elderly, incontinent, semi-gaga simpletons.)
happy birthday dearest uncle fred
have lots and lots of fun if you can
I hope you'll entice a nurse into your gurney
and won't have to share a half-full bedpan,
especially since that fat romanian woman
has been using it from both ends
after eating rogan josh.
The stink is fecking horrid,
to quote the words of the Paddy slut
who gobbles anyone for five euros.
