Post by Edna Sweetlove on Jan 14, 2020 17:02:06 GMT
Old Abraham Lincoln one fine sunny day
Stopped a bullet whilst watching a play
And all the people just wanted to know
How much his poor wife had enjoyed the show.
J F Kennedy with his insatiable fat phallus
Went for a drive one day in the city of Dallas;
But then Mr Oswald picked up a gun
And shot him stone dead for a nice bit of fun.
M L King climbed up onto his rostrum
To deliver a well-meaning tedious nostrum;
He told his brothers that he'd had a dream,
But a well-aimed bullet put paid to that scheme.
Murders and mayhem, what's in a name?
The victims are many, that's the name of the game;
The right to bear arms, so dear to some folk,
Is really no more than a sick, sick, sick joke
Bang! Bang! Bang! go the guns and the rifles;
School killings, street gunfights, American trifles
Send thousands each year to a premature rest;
Just remember the gun lobby really knows best.
Stopped a bullet whilst watching a play
And all the people just wanted to know
How much his poor wife had enjoyed the show.
J F Kennedy with his insatiable fat phallus
Went for a drive one day in the city of Dallas;
But then Mr Oswald picked up a gun
And shot him stone dead for a nice bit of fun.
M L King climbed up onto his rostrum
To deliver a well-meaning tedious nostrum;
He told his brothers that he'd had a dream,
But a well-aimed bullet put paid to that scheme.
Murders and mayhem, what's in a name?
The victims are many, that's the name of the game;
The right to bear arms, so dear to some folk,
Is really no more than a sick, sick, sick joke
Bang! Bang! Bang! go the guns and the rifles;
School killings, street gunfights, American trifles
Send thousands each year to a premature rest;
Just remember the gun lobby really knows best.