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Post by myshackledbride on Dec 18, 2010 21:53:42 GMT
The debate on how to best serve children
has been raging through the ages.
Do we spare the rod and spoil the child?
Or
Do we spoil the rod and beat the brat?
Others claim that “The children are our future.”
While yet again
others feel the next generation will be our ruin.
But I think
children are best served
split and splayed like a suckling pig.
Salted and rubbed with extra-virgin olive oil and herbs
then roasted over an open flame
until the fat drips and sputters
and the meat comes tender
falling from the bone.
That is how I feel children are best served.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Dec 19, 2010 13:52:09 GMT
I have always fancied eating human flesh and your recipe sounds delicious. Unfortunately I feel that trying it out might be fraught with danger. Except in certain parts of Africa where I believe cannabilism is still de rigeur[/] among discerning chappies.
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Post by cardboardlover on Dec 21, 2010 15:31:16 GMT
cardboard products are useful as containers to served portions of barbecued meat.
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Post by montez on Mar 4, 2011 6:53:00 GMT
I wouldn't SERVE them - just kill them all ; girls first - and we could have a special public burning for those brats who cry for make love roughly all - THEN they'd really have something to cry about!
R.
PS Try rhyme.
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Post by myshackledbride on Jan 5, 2021 17:51:23 GMT
Thank you for your kind comments
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