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Post by zilbermann on May 12, 2011 6:38:02 GMT
When I came back to New York City 18 months ago I was assigned to a dialysis center in a slum and found myself to be the only non-Hispanic patient of European ancestry. Well, this is NYC; the other day in the subway I noticed that there were only two other people in the car who looked like me. I am used to being in the minority but would be more comfortable if I were not the only one of my kind present. Besides, the place had the sort of shitty facilities and services deemed appropriate for slum dwellers. So I transferred to the Yorkville dialysis center; that's a better neighborhood. I then discovered, to my surprise, that I'm still the one and only non-Hispanic patient of European ancestry. Well, at least now I'm rubbing shoulders with a better class of spic.
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Post by Barry Hodges on May 13, 2011 13:32:01 GMT
Are you saying there really IS a better class of spic?
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Post by zilbermann on May 16, 2011 8:58:12 GMT
A matter of opinion obviously. Not all are impoverished, and not all of the ones with money are in illegal pharmaceuticals.
In any case they don't all live in slums. And I was once married to a Cuban exile. She proved to be a stereotypical Latina hellcat, but she was a Barnard college graduate and the daughter of a journalist.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on May 21, 2011 15:16:16 GMT
I have never slept with a Cuban. Or indeed any Latin Americans. This is one of my great regrets in life.
I once slept with a fat smelly Welsh cow. That is also a major regret.
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Post by Romeo Gupta Singh on May 22, 2011 15:03:39 GMT
Anyone who wants my fat wife is welcome to the bitch, even if you are Cu ban with sweaty armpits and unwashed ring-piece.
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Post by zilbermann on May 23, 2011 0:16:22 GMT
There actually isn't all that much difference between sex partners of different races, nationalities, and religions. If you truly wish to enjoy variety, try fucking various animals, plants, and aliens from a variety of planets.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on May 29, 2011 23:35:48 GMT
Aliens? Would a Welsh person count as such? Also I have masturbated onto a tomato. Is that plantiality?
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Post by zilbermann on Jun 1, 2011 3:15:09 GMT
Call me a racist if you like, but I feel that people are aliens if their ancestors evolved elsewhere, even if they were born here. As for your Welsh person, I couldn't judge without seeing him, her, or it.
If you masturbate outdoors and your semen happens to fall on the grass or some other plant, that isn't herboeroticism. However if you have erotic feelings towards a plant and therefore ejaculate on it, then clearly it is herboeroticism, but it isn't "going all the way". Women can easily make love roughly vegetables such as cucumbers, but it's not so easy for men. One might bore a hole in a suitable vegetable but the flower-fuckers regard that with disdain. They screw orchids that naturally have a suitable orifice. These flowers are said to be better lays than women and sheep and almost as good as llamas.
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Post by Barry Hodges on Jun 1, 2011 20:31:48 GMT
Your floral eroticism has got me very excited. I shall be tempted to write a poem about it. "Memories of the Royal Botanical Gardens, Kew" is a strong possibility. It might feature sex with a Venus Fly-Trap, the ultimate thrill for flower-fuckers.
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Post by zilbermann on Jun 5, 2011 5:04:29 GMT
"sex with a Venus Fly-Trap, the ultimate thrill for flower-fuckers"
Only if they are masochists. For pleasure, try screwing an orchid.
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Post by Barry Hodges on Jun 10, 2011 0:49:20 GMT
Or a cactus.
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Post by johnny nobody on Aug 12, 2014 14:11:27 GMT
I have read this thread with much interest.
I once had a girlfriend called Daisy. And another called Rose.
I must be herbo-erotic.
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Post by Count Orlok on Sept 27, 2014 10:58:26 GMT
What about vampires? Why no mention of the joys of bloodsucking? I detect antivampirist prejudice here.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Oct 11, 2017 16:56:35 GMT
Very interesting.
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