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Post by Barry Hodges on Apr 23, 2011 19:46:27 GMT
Let me proclaim it loud and clear:
I'm Barry Hodges, lover extraordinaire
I love to bed luscious lissom ladies
And to poke their derrières.
I am handsome and so virile
I swear it on my pussy's life.
Why not let me prove it?
You can watch me make love roughly your wife.
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Post by Romeo Gupta Singh on May 12, 2011 0:15:21 GMT
You are welcome to my biych of a wife any day. But best to bring 2 paper bags. First one is to put over her head during the make love roughly and second one is to throw up into after.
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Post by Barry Hodges on Jun 10, 2011 0:50:23 GMT
I have fucked some very ugly and fat women. One had tits you could have tied a reef knot in and still sucked the titties.
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Post by zilbermann on Jun 10, 2011 3:45:59 GMT
To Barry:
You write, "I love to bed luscious lissome ladies.... I am handsome and so virile" but if so, why "I have fucked some very ugly and fat women"? Why aren't you choosier? If I had been able to get plenty of luscious ones for free I would not have wanted ugly ones. As things turned out, I could not get luscious ones for free and luscious professionals are expensive, so I did wind up fucking ugly ones or no one at all.
How wonderful it is to be a holy, chaste, and celibate monk, free from carnal desire! Most economical! I'm extremely stingy and didn't like spending all that money on whores.
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Post by Barry Hodges on Jun 12, 2011 1:04:14 GMT
I have screwed some unnattractive women simply because they offered. You don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Also, you can always close your eyes. Or in my case, get totally pissed - after all, an ugly woman's cunt tastes the same as a pretty woman's. Get real.
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Post by zilbermann on Jun 14, 2011 1:09:01 GMT
Yes, you are quite right. As I myself once wrote
And if she ain't a lovely sight
Then you can just turn out the light.
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Post by Count Orlok on Sept 5, 2011 18:46:59 GMT
You want to make love roughly my wife? She's been dead 100 years. Are you still up for it?
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