Armageddon

[Romeo Gupta Singh]

You want to know what I would do if it was my last day alive?
Honest to god I would grab my fat bitch of a wife by her moustache,
Drag her to the floor and squat over her
And then I would faeces (or poo-poos) last night's poorly digested excuse
Of a vindaloo
All over her ugly face
And saggy fat tits,
Before making her lick clean my ring-hole.

Honest to god I would

[Barry Hodges]

Do you really live in Bradford? I must post my poem about Bradford here as I am sure you will enjoy it.
PS: This is an interesting poem and I look forward to reading more of your faeces (or poo-poos).

[Baron von Rimjobski]

I have never heard of the phrase "ring-hole" before. Thank you for drawing my attention to it.

[Barry Hodges]

I would avoid Bradford ring-holes if I were you, Herr Baron....