Post by montez on Feb 7, 2011 8:04:10 GMT
Was Jesus REALLY the Son of God?
I consider myself somewhat of a Mod,
But was Jesus REALLY the son of God,
What was writ on the mount in granite,
Could he have been from another planet?
A periodic thought keeps emerging,
How could his mother have been a virgin,
Was it more likely that Joseph was pissed,
When his missus became a polygamist?
Is it a fable, a bit of a yarn,
About the birth of the lad in a barn,
Did the three Kings visit that day,
And, what the make love roughly is myrrh anyway?
There's not much writ about him as a lad,
Was the kid good, or was he bad,
Did he like sweets, mars or snickers,
Did he ever look up a girl's knickers?
I doubt the story of Adam and Eve,
There's lots in the bible that I can't believe,
Did he have all those mates on whom he could count,
DID he give the sermon on the Mount?
Are the stories all satirical,
Did Jesus ever perform a miracle,
Did he restore sight to the blind,
If he did, it was terribly kind?
I know I shouldn't, but I decided I oughta,
Try myself, walking on water,
I prayed to God, and other such things,
But just to be safe, I wore water wings!
The Roman soldiers didn't give a toss,
When they nailed poor Jesus to that cross,
I'd have got down and made myself better,
And written an apologetic letter.
"Dear Mr Pilate", I would have started,
"By now you thought that I'd be departed,
My crucifixion you should be revoking,
King of The Jews? I was only joking!"
I consider myself somewhat of a Mod,
But was Jesus REALLY the son of God,
What was writ on the mount in granite,
Could he have been from another planet?
A periodic thought keeps emerging,
How could his mother have been a virgin,
Was it more likely that Joseph was pissed,
When his missus became a polygamist?
Is it a fable, a bit of a yarn,
About the birth of the lad in a barn,
Did the three Kings visit that day,
And, what the make love roughly is myrrh anyway?
There's not much writ about him as a lad,
Was the kid good, or was he bad,
Did he like sweets, mars or snickers,
Did he ever look up a girl's knickers?
I doubt the story of Adam and Eve,
There's lots in the bible that I can't believe,
Did he have all those mates on whom he could count,
DID he give the sermon on the Mount?
Are the stories all satirical,
Did Jesus ever perform a miracle,
Did he restore sight to the blind,
If he did, it was terribly kind?
I know I shouldn't, but I decided I oughta,
Try myself, walking on water,
I prayed to God, and other such things,
But just to be safe, I wore water wings!
The Roman soldiers didn't give a toss,
When they nailed poor Jesus to that cross,
I'd have got down and made myself better,
And written an apologetic letter.
"Dear Mr Pilate", I would have started,
"By now you thought that I'd be departed,
My crucifixion you should be revoking,
King of The Jews? I was only joking!"
