Love is...

[Romeo Gupta Singh]

So you want to know what love is...
Love is a beautiful thing, of this I am sure
But I can only tell you what love isn't...
Love isn't what I feel every time I look into the eyes of my wife of forty years,
Big fat woman has a moustache that Amitabh Bachchan would be proud of,
And a behind the size of Calc**tta;
She can't even cook a decent vindaloo
And holy damn has given me three god damn ugly daughters
I didn't want.

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[Edna Sweetlove]

A fatso can be a bit of a turn-off, my dear.

[Romeo Gupta Singh]

That is most true.

[lane1777]

the bitch part I know to well, I was slamed 36yrs and made it out alive.

[Edna Sweetlove]

What does "slamed" mean? I hope it's nothing rude, i.e. a euphemism for being beaten senseless or buggered black and blue.