Post by montez on Feb 7, 2011 0:51:51 GMT
Zackary Disease
To the doctor one day goes a friend of the wife
Pissed off to death with her shitty life
Despite all the make-up and botox as well
The finest deodorant so she doesn't smell
Fortunes she spends on the latest new dresses
The world's greatest stylist to tend to her tresses
Facelift, a tum-tuck, honest, no joke
make love roughly me, she frankly cannot pull a bloke!
The doctor's Chinese and he shows the girl in
The sign on his desk simply says "Doctor Lin"
The doctor then says, "What probrem hav u?"
Embarrassed, the girl doesn't know what to do
She blurts, "Doctor, I just CANNOT get a man
I've tried every trick in the book that I can
I just seem to frighten the menfolk away
It's nigh on 10 years since I had a lay!"
The Doctor then says, " Take off all of your crose,
Your knickers as well - yes prease take off those
Now get down on ror knees and crawl to the wall
Then crawl on right back - it's simple, that's all!"
He said, "Do it again", she was taken aback,
But she crawled all the way, and then all the way back
She said to the doctor, "My knees are all c**ts
And frankly I think Doc that you're fucking NUTS!"
The Doc had studied her face and her bum
Then came to a diagnostic decision
"It's the worst case of Zachary Disease that I've seen!"
And with that the young girl's visage went all green
"Zachary disease?" says the girl, "What's that?
Is it something to do with my being fat?"
Doctor Lin, in a tone sympathetic, but droll,
Said, "Your face it Zachary like your arse'ole!"
To the doctor one day goes a friend of the wife
Pissed off to death with her shitty life
Despite all the make-up and botox as well
The finest deodorant so she doesn't smell
Fortunes she spends on the latest new dresses
The world's greatest stylist to tend to her tresses
Facelift, a tum-tuck, honest, no joke
make love roughly me, she frankly cannot pull a bloke!
The doctor's Chinese and he shows the girl in
The sign on his desk simply says "Doctor Lin"
The doctor then says, "What probrem hav u?"
Embarrassed, the girl doesn't know what to do
She blurts, "Doctor, I just CANNOT get a man
I've tried every trick in the book that I can
I just seem to frighten the menfolk away
It's nigh on 10 years since I had a lay!"
The Doctor then says, " Take off all of your crose,
Your knickers as well - yes prease take off those
Now get down on ror knees and crawl to the wall
Then crawl on right back - it's simple, that's all!"
He said, "Do it again", she was taken aback,
But she crawled all the way, and then all the way back
She said to the doctor, "My knees are all c**ts
And frankly I think Doc that you're fucking NUTS!"
The Doc had studied her face and her bum
Then came to a diagnostic decision
"It's the worst case of Zachary Disease that I've seen!"
And with that the young girl's visage went all green
"Zachary disease?" says the girl, "What's that?
Is it something to do with my being fat?"
Doctor Lin, in a tone sympathetic, but droll,
Said, "Your face it Zachary like your arse'ole!"