Post by montez on Feb 7, 2011 0:46:30 GMT
The Three Legged Boy
It was noticed at school, he looked such a fool,
On his own in a three legged race,
As fast as you please, he won it with ease,
The couples had egg on their face.
In long pants since four, with three legs : what's more,
A prosthetic foot in the middle,
And stuck on with glue, was one matching shoe,
('E were allus alone fer a widdle).
Barnum and Bailey were phoning him daily,
The poor lad looked such a geek,
Barnum had said, "Lad, tek it as read,
You'll mek fortunes, you look such a freak!"
But 'is secret was out - when a lass screamed a shout,
'E were watching 'er climbing the stair,
She appeared quite hurt ; he'd looked up her skirt,
An' 'is middle leg shot in the air!
The girl was called Maud, an' she called 'im a fraud,
(She ripped off 'is foot, I must mention),
'E looked very silly, with 'is frigging huge willy,
Standing there to attention!
She picked up a stick, and moving quite quick,
Gave him a whack on the cock,
She dampened 'is ardour by hitting it harder,
An' said, "NOW try an' look up my frock!"
Going to the school nurse, an' frankly, what's worse,
When she saw it, she let out a scream,
She said, "Stone me, that's big," and she gave it a dig,
An' applied moisturising cream.
She were rubbing it in - on 'is face were a grin,
'E said, "Nurse, I won't need a plaster,
Don't mind if I ask, I'm enjoying this task,
But please rub a little bit faster!"
Just then in walked the Head - 'e were called Father Ted,
You see, it's a Catholic school,
'E said, "Nurse, please inform, me if this is the norm,
Do you always do this, as a rule?"
Nursey turned red, and said, "Oo Father Ted,
I just do it SOME of the time,
Please don't be vexed, I shall send you a text,
An' YOU'LL be the next one in line!"
Between me and you, this poem is true,
An' the reason I know, don't you see,
The lad in the story, with the huge morning glory,
Frankly, readers, was ME!
It was noticed at school, he looked such a fool,
On his own in a three legged race,
As fast as you please, he won it with ease,
The couples had egg on their face.
In long pants since four, with three legs : what's more,
A prosthetic foot in the middle,
And stuck on with glue, was one matching shoe,
('E were allus alone fer a widdle).
Barnum and Bailey were phoning him daily,
The poor lad looked such a geek,
Barnum had said, "Lad, tek it as read,
You'll mek fortunes, you look such a freak!"
But 'is secret was out - when a lass screamed a shout,
'E were watching 'er climbing the stair,
She appeared quite hurt ; he'd looked up her skirt,
An' 'is middle leg shot in the air!
The girl was called Maud, an' she called 'im a fraud,
(She ripped off 'is foot, I must mention),
'E looked very silly, with 'is frigging huge willy,
Standing there to attention!
She picked up a stick, and moving quite quick,
Gave him a whack on the cock,
She dampened 'is ardour by hitting it harder,
An' said, "NOW try an' look up my frock!"
Going to the school nurse, an' frankly, what's worse,
When she saw it, she let out a scream,
She said, "Stone me, that's big," and she gave it a dig,
An' applied moisturising cream.
She were rubbing it in - on 'is face were a grin,
'E said, "Nurse, I won't need a plaster,
Don't mind if I ask, I'm enjoying this task,
But please rub a little bit faster!"
Just then in walked the Head - 'e were called Father Ted,
You see, it's a Catholic school,
'E said, "Nurse, please inform, me if this is the norm,
Do you always do this, as a rule?"
Nursey turned red, and said, "Oo Father Ted,
I just do it SOME of the time,
Please don't be vexed, I shall send you a text,
An' YOU'LL be the next one in line!"
Between me and you, this poem is true,
An' the reason I know, don't you see,
The lad in the story, with the huge morning glory,
Frankly, readers, was ME!