Post by montez on Feb 7, 2011 0:14:52 GMT
Small furry objects
I woke up one morning with such a start,
Shocked, I felt my fibrillating heart,
I'd dreamed all night of badgers and beavers,
Tiny puppies, golden retrievers,
Small baby kittens all fluffy and new,
Andy Pandy and Winnie the Pooh,
Rupert the Bear, and his friend Sue,
Oh, this really is a to-do,
In the dream I saw a hedgehog so small,
And a Koala bear called Paul,
A hamster curled up and falling asleep,
Small furry things that make you weep,
But 'old yer 'osses, is it dead,
That furry thing upon my bed,
I phoned the RSPCA,
And waited to see what they had to say,
They screeched to a halt and shot in the room,
Crikey, they got here rather soon,
It was 2 ladies, I used my best patter,
Explaining to them what was the matter,
I said, "Look there, it's furry and small,
It was moving around now it's curled in a ball,"
The 2 girls laughed and said, "How uncanny,
You silly old sod - it's your wife's 'airy fanny!"
I woke up one morning with such a start,
Shocked, I felt my fibrillating heart,
I'd dreamed all night of badgers and beavers,
Tiny puppies, golden retrievers,
Small baby kittens all fluffy and new,
Andy Pandy and Winnie the Pooh,
Rupert the Bear, and his friend Sue,
Oh, this really is a to-do,
In the dream I saw a hedgehog so small,
And a Koala bear called Paul,
A hamster curled up and falling asleep,
Small furry things that make you weep,
But 'old yer 'osses, is it dead,
That furry thing upon my bed,
I phoned the RSPCA,
And waited to see what they had to say,
They screeched to a halt and shot in the room,
Crikey, they got here rather soon,
It was 2 ladies, I used my best patter,
Explaining to them what was the matter,
I said, "Look there, it's furry and small,
It was moving around now it's curled in a ball,"
The 2 girls laughed and said, "How uncanny,
You silly old sod - it's your wife's 'airy fanny!"