John Zilbermann

[zilbermann]

My web site is allpoetry.com where my name is zilbermann. I have a PhD in elementary particle theory, Columbia University 1974, and have been psychiatrically disabled since 1982. Medicare pays me to stay crazy, not a lot, but I don't believe in money anyway. "The love of money is the root of all evil", as mentioned by St. Paul the Apostle in his First Epistle to Timothy, 7:9. Anyone can read all my faeces (or poo-poos) gratis at allpoetry.com.

When I was a student our Uncle Sam overestimated the number of physicists he would be needing, so he paid for training too many of us. Therefore he now pays me to stay home so that there will be a job for someone who wants to work.

I used to pal around with junkie call girls but am now a puritanical religious fanatic strictly observing his vow of total sexual abstinence.

[Baron von Rimjobski]

I found this most interesting. Unfortunately I got ejected from allpoetry.com when I registered under the name "Baron von Rimjobski" as this was regarded as an unacceptable name.

When you say you observe a vow of total abstinence, does this in any way reflect the possibilty that your medications minimise your lustful feelings?

PS What do you think of rimming?

[zilbermann]

You are not the first to make this impious suggestion, since I coincidentally happen to be on meds which could cause impotence and suppress the libido. However, I feel sure that I've freed myself from carnal desire 'cause I'm so very holy.

But I may point out to the cynics that I voluntarily continue to take the meds rather than asking my doctors to change them. I recently spoke with a young man who experienced impotence when taking possibly similar meds; he complained to his doctor and was given other pills that did not affect him in this way. I have mentioned to my doctors that I am free from carnal desire (hoping to inspire them to give up sex themselves) but have never desired them to change my meds for this reason. That young man was unhappy when he didn't get his carnal pleasure; I'm happy that I'm no longer spending all that money on all those junkie whores.

[Edna Sweetlove]

I am pleased the query has been cleared up. What a stroke of chance that the meds are a cause of impotence and by strange coincidence you have given up carnal desires.