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Post by spamheid on Jan 10, 2011 12:18:40 GMT
A guid New Year tae yin an' aa' Enjoy it while ye maun For they'll tak yer bawbees awa' Thon Clegg and Cameron. They're pittin' up the VAT They've pit fowk on the dole And it will cost ye more if ye Gang oot tae get yer hole. So get yersel' a bonnie sheep And keep it ben the byre Then ye maun shag it nice and deep Until ye dae expire.  |
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Post by Daphne L. on Jan 10, 2011 18:54:01 GMT
"Gang oot tae get yer hole" !!!!!
I needed a bit of googling to get that translated. Spamheid, you're a naughty wee radge.
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Post by Barry Hodges on Jan 13, 2011 17:52:26 GMT
I thought sheep-shagging was a Welsh hobby not a Scots one? After all, Welsh sheep are prettier. Look ewe.
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Post by spamheid on Jan 21, 2011 23:14:06 GMT
Sheep shagging is an international occupation. Many countries claim to have invented it, but it is generally thought to have been started by Mad Angus McSporran who lived in the Glen McTeuchtar in 500 BC and claimed to have tripped over a bannock and fallen against a neolithic sheep when putting on his new mammoth skin kilt (over his mammoth skin tadger)
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Jan 22, 2011 1:36:47 GMT
make love roughly me.
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Post by spamheid on Jan 22, 2011 13:44:42 GMT
A suitable response.  |
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Post by spamheid on Jan 22, 2011 13:55:47 GMT
The mountain sheep are sweeter
But the valley sheep are fatter
We therefore deemed it sweeter
To shag the fucking latter
We gave them such a shagging
They baad and mehd in chorus
Our balls were limp and sagging
As we bore them all before us.
When going through the valley
Where herds of kine were browsing
We had a shag at Sally
Who wasn't fucking grousing
And then we shagged the cattle
And even fucked the kettle
Which gave a fucking rattle
Since it was made of metal.
It's often said about us
We'd shag a sugared doughnut
And let nobody doubt us
It certainly is so, but
We far prefer a ferret
A weasel, or a badger
We shag them all with spirit
They titillate the tadger.
Pee Cock.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Feb 1, 2011 22:59:14 GMT
It's things like this which make me proud to be the host of this website.
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Post by spamheid on Feb 3, 2011 19:14:12 GMT
Ah'm fair flattered.
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Post by lordcedricsmythe on Feb 5, 2011 16:50:47 GMT
You Scottish chappies with your jolly old kilts and bawbees! How frightfully awful!
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