Ode To Australian Women

[Douglas Ramsbottom]

I've been all over the fair land of Australia
And there's many a story with which I could regale yer;
And I've also been to olde England too
And it's no better than a multi-racial zoo.

I've screwed quite a lot of Pommie tarts
And investigated their not-so-very-private parts;
I've even poked some Polish girls as well
(they were OK if you forget the smell).

But Aussie birds are the best for shagging
I should know and I'm not bragging
They spread their legs for a couple of bucks
And appreciate our Antipodean fucks.

Australia! Australia! We love you so much
And all Aussie males are fucking butch!
The sheilahs are always keen for a poke
And love a sophisticated macho joke.

Yeeha!

[spamheid]

There was a young girl from Australia
Who painted her arse like a dahlia
She went to a dance
To look for romance
But the ball was a fucking big failure.

[Edna Sweetlove]

To Douglas: "Spreading their legs for a couple of bucks" is a delightful phrase and I shall exalt you for that.
To Spammy: Shame on you for that limerick. Changing it from the original
(There was a young girl from Australia
Who painted her arse like a dahlia
A penny a smell
Was all very well
But twopence a lick was a failure)
is just not good enough.

[spamheid]

I apologise for posting unoriginal limericks. How about this?

There was a young girl from Australia
Who was fond of some good bacchanalia
She dressed up as Venus
Strapped on a large penis
And other assorted regalia.

[Edna Sweetlove]

That's very good. I like Venus/penis, but it's un peu ancien chapeau. However regalia/australia/bacchanalia are top notch stuff.