The Hebridean Overture

[spamheid]

When Mendelssohn wrote Fingal's Cave
He got a surprise, when a wave
Soaked all of the hair
On his arse, which was bare
And caused him to rant and to rave.

So why was his arse in this state?
I have this wee tale to narrate
The sea made him ill
And caused him to fill
His trousers, in short, defecate.

But the sea water cleaned up his bum
And soon he was feeling less glum
And added some more
To his Hebridean score
A touch of the gong and the drum.

[cardboardlover]

my uncle hates my obsession with cardboard but little does he know that you can purchase cardboard coffins now so when he is croaking it in hospital i am going to bring one to his bedside.

your poem reminded me of this in a roundabout sort of way as my uncle once went to the hebrides but they were closed for the day.

[Barry Hodges]

I will never be able to listen to Mendelssohn again without thinking of you. Thanks a ton. Och fucking aye.

[Pastor Peter Grovell, D.D.]

This is all sinful filth and you will all burn in hell.