WHOOPSY

[Just Fred]

whoopsy
Why God Why?

I sit here asking why
And you never answer so I cry
And when I cry Chad the spotty nurse asks me why
I cant look him in the eye

Why did you make my Elisabeth go crazy?
That tumour ate her mind
I'd come home from Bingo
N'er knowing what I'd find

Her naked on the lawn
Smearing faeces on the neighbours' car
My faith is torn
And my bottom hurts from the prostrate you gave me that
doubles as a cushion when I sit down, a cushion of torture.
Thanks for that.

Why God Why?
Does your master plan involve me living so long
When you took my Elisabeth away?

Hitler had a master plan
Are you one and the same?
Except he didn't leave me to rot sitting in my own poop
too afraid to tell Chad the spotty nurse that I have gone 'whoopsy' again.
Hitler didn't make my darling wife so poorly
that she accused me at volume so the neighbours heard her
of me having sexual relations with next door's cat.

Hitler was evil
Why God WHY?

Because you made him that's why.

[Stanley Brown]

this was very touching and you are one of the few writers here on the filthy website I have any time for. Keep up the good work.Thankyou. Stanley.

[Just Fred]

I am sad no one else read this.
Why, God, why?

[spamheid]

I read it and was overcome by its beauty.

[Edna Sweetlove]

Another touching tale from the senile ward from Just Fred.

[westcuntry]

Now that has really cheered me up. and here am I moaning becouse I can only get a hard on for my young and beautiful wife only twice a day.
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS I SAY.