Hake-ooo

[spamheid]

Hake, hake, hake
Is a fishy that swims in the sea,
With many a bubble and splutter
He's happy as he can be.

O well for this halcyon fish,
That he never has heard of the net,
For to lie with some chips on a dish
Would put his poor skin in a sweat.

And he swims and swims all day
While a bubble comes out of each gill;
With the other hake he will sport and play,
When the sea is calm and still.

Hake, hake, hake
Look out for the hook and the line!
For I am afloat in a bonny wee boat
And soon you will be mine.

;D ;D ;D

[Edna Sweetlove]

A most bizarre ending to a poem which started out reet gradely, laik.

[spamheid]

Alternative ending:

Hake, hake, hake,
What are you like to make love roughly?
Are you as great as a trout or a skate
Or as sweet as a Muscovy duck?