The Perils of Obesity

[spamheid]

Steak, steak, steak,
With some onions and mushy pea!
And some wonderful bread and butter
With a jolly good pot of tea.

O well for some fish and some chips,
From the chip shop down by the bay!
With the vinegar sweet on the lips
And some pickled eggs on a tray!

And give me a good steak pie
From a butcher known as Bill;
The best that money can buy,
I think I can taste it still!

Shake, shake, shake
The willie which drips with pee!
For the trembling bulk of a terrible tum
Means my cock I cannot see.

[Edna Sweetlove]

We have all heard of the fat man whose son William hid under his beer gut
And Fatso had never seen his little Willie for ages.

[Stanley Brown]

I was enjoying this peon to nice food when it turned filthy. Shame on you. Thankyou. Stanley.

[Bongo]

I am obese and proud of it so this mockery has hurt me deeply. Also I have not seen my own willy in years.