Windbreaker, after C.G.Rossetti

[spamheid]

That fart smelt like a rotting turd
A sweaty vest, a welly boot;
That fart smelt like a pint of pee
Left to ferment like rotting fruit;
That fart had such a noisome smell
It very nearly finished me;
That fart smelt much like ancient cheese
I'm very proud of it you see.

Worse than a motion wet and brown:
Worse than a tray of foetid pies;
Worse than the worst upon the planet
This present from between the thighs;
Even old Tarzan of the Apes,
Never loosed such from up his tree;
Worse than old socks, and twice as rife
I'm very proud of it you see.

[Edna Sweetlove]

"Noisome" has always been a very fave word of mine. Anyone who uses noisome correctly is a hero to me.

"Worse than a motion wet and brown:
Worse than a tray of foetid pies;
Worse than the worst upon the planet
This present from between the thighs"
is a splended outburst of rhyming!
I loved the concept of a trayful of foetid pies.

[Edna Sweetlove]

One point: surely "Welly boot" is a tautology? Unless you know of any other shoewear called wellies?

[spamheid]

Scotland has always been tautological. Or even scatalogical.