The Werehaggis

[spamheid]

I found inside a wheelie bin
A lot of body parts
Some arms, some legs, a nose, a chin
Some kidneys and some hearts.

I knew a werewolf had been by
Or other lycanthrope
Weresheep, werecat, weredog, werefly,
The latter one, I hope.

But then I heard an awesome growl
From over in the trees
And next a really awful howl
Came floating with the breeze.

I flinched and trembled like a leaf
And shook right through my vagus
For there, a sight beyond belief
Big Angus, the werehaggis.

He chased me up and down the brae
Pursued me through the glen
But luckily the light of day
Broke o'er the but and ben.

I heard an awful eerie cry
And when I turned to see
I saw a well-filled haggis pie-
I ate it for ma tea!

[Edna Sweetlove]

I hope you will not take it amiss if I point out that there's a typo in line 2: an S omitted from "part".

Vagus is a stupendous word. i must go and look it up.

[Barry Hodges]

I must look vagus up as well. I'm totally vagus as to its meaning.