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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Nov 17, 2010 0:20:56 GMT
Poor old Giacomo Puccini
Thought his willy was skinny and teeny
So he plumped out his breeches
With two juicy peaches
And a twelve-inch purple zucchini.
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Post by spamheid on Nov 17, 2010 17:47:35 GMT
I kind of thought a zucchini would get into it somewhere. I bow to your superior limericity. But how about this?
That naughty composer Puccini
Kind of liked Jan Van Eyck's Arnolfini
He would whip out his willy
And wank himself silly
While dressed in a wee frilly peenie.
(Peenie is a Scots word for an apron. Ma Broon always wore one.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Nov 17, 2010 18:36:43 GMT
Giacomo was never a drag artist. This I know.
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Post by spamheid on Nov 18, 2010 22:13:59 GMT
Anyone who puts a zucchini down his breeches is game for anything. I believe he was a whizz on the organ.
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Post by johnny nobody on Nov 19, 2010 14:49:39 GMT
Another cool one, this.
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