Greetings frae a wee Scottish Laddie

[spamheid]

Hooch aye! Ma name is Spamheid, and a bonny name it is an a'. I live in a wee cottage up in Glen McHaggis where I spend ma time amang the heather pursuing the wee sheep. This is a recurring theme o' ma pomes. Dinnae correct the spelling, by the way, that is the official spelling of poems in the Land o' the Heather and the Kilt. I am most gratified to be invited on to this wee website and hope that I can brighten the passing hour, like the immortal Rabbie McBurns, wi a wee bit o' a lauch. Hoots mon!

[rikkimezis]

Now I know what my father meant when he said that one of his ancestors married a scottish lassie and the family has been trying to live it down for the last 500 years.

[Edna Sweetlove]

Greetings, bonnie Spammie!

[swashbuckler]

Och! A goodie!