Nature, a Wee Scottish poem

[spamheid]

Oh oft I wauner through the glen
And hear the sheeps' melodious bleat
I put my wellies on, y'ken
And stalk the yowes on silent feet.

They are sae very hard to trap
But worth a daily chase or stalk
Still, do beware, they like to crap
And sometimes hit one on the cock.

[Edna Sweetlove]

This is a wonderful piece of writing, Spammy (if I may call you that). Welcome to Ednas...

[laxsanefreak]

I really enjoyed reading this
'cos my Mum was Scottish
and my Dad liked his Scotch

[spamheid]

I am fair gratified tae hear that. Hoots!