discarded bottle tops from discarded bottles

[cardboardlover]

(this is a poem about the discarded bottle tops
that i collect to replace the discarded bottle tops
from discarded bottles without tops)

i like collecting bottle tops
bottle tops are so easily tossed away
like yesterdays newspapers
or used bottle tops

what people dont realise is
that they have many other uses
such as replacing the tossed away tops
from tossed away bottles
that i also collect

it works out quite well sometimes
and after i have replaced the missing bottle tops
with the tossed away old bottle tops
that i collected
onto the old bottles
that also get tossed away
like unwanted bottle tops
i sit and i read
yesterdays news

(i am such a hoarder -
if you would like more information on zebras
go to a zoo or watch wildlife television
or go to a library and get a book out on zebras
- written on the 26th of september 2006)

[David Grease]

Get a life, you Limey loser.

[Edna Sweetlove]

This is one of the most original pieces of writing I have ever read. Also one of the looniest.

[spamheid]

An amazing piece of verse. I think it deals with the existential reality of mankind's brief sojourn upon this planet. On the other hand, it may just be a load of deranged shite.

[Edna Sweetlove]

Deranged is putting mildly.

[cardboardlover]

thank you to all of you - I have written privately to everyone who has commented as I am looking for new ways to expand my cardboard collection

[myshackledbride]

I have never read anything like this. Nor would I again.