Post by Douglas Ramsbottom on Nov 5, 2010 17:02:04 GMT
Jesus is coming out of the temple, see,
And he sees all these geezers throwing stones,
Throwing stones at this bird buried in the ground
With only her head sticking up showing, see?
And he says, "Oi, you lot what are you throwing them stones
at that poor little bitch for?" And he adds compassionate, like,
"That's right out of order, if you bleeding ask me".
And one of their number says, like, "Well it's like this, mate,
it's written in the good book that thou shalt stone an adulteress
and we caught the tart having it off with Ikey Steinberg's ' brother, Moshe."
Now Jesus scratches his bonce at that and he cogitates a bit.
then he comes up with, "Maybe, but let him who is without sin
cast the first stone," which gives them a pause for thought.
Then this little old Jewish Momma appears from out of nowhere,
Picks up a bloody great rock and lands it right in the tart's eye.
"Momma, you really urine me off sometimes," says Jesus
As he slaps the silly old bitch one in the kisser.
And he sees all these geezers throwing stones,
Throwing stones at this bird buried in the ground
With only her head sticking up showing, see?
And he says, "Oi, you lot what are you throwing them stones
at that poor little bitch for?" And he adds compassionate, like,
"That's right out of order, if you bleeding ask me".
And one of their number says, like, "Well it's like this, mate,
it's written in the good book that thou shalt stone an adulteress
and we caught the tart having it off with Ikey Steinberg's ' brother, Moshe."
Now Jesus scratches his bonce at that and he cogitates a bit.
then he comes up with, "Maybe, but let him who is without sin
cast the first stone," which gives them a pause for thought.
Then this little old Jewish Momma appears from out of nowhere,
Picks up a bloody great rock and lands it right in the tart's eye.
"Momma, you really urine me off sometimes," says Jesus
As he slaps the silly old bitch one in the kisser.
