Requiem for Jacko

[Engelbert Humpalot]

Yes I know Jacko's long gone, but why miss out
on something which is always good for a laugh?

Poor old Jacko, he is no more
I wonder did the helpful paramedics
Try to resuscitate the king of pop by singing
"gotta be starting something,
gotta be starting something"?
Or maybe he tripped over a perambulator
And the grief-struck world could blame it on the buggy.

But we who are left behind,
We will never get over his demise.
For it's not as easy as A-B-C
O it's such a thriller-killer!
And to think his tour dates have been cancelled:
(they were Thomas (aged 9) Billy, aged 7
and don't forget little Mark, aged 6)
And al because of a stroke
in the kiddies ward.

[swashbuckler]

Michael Jackson always liked the son to go down on him.

[Edna Sweetlove]

I liked the laddies' names. At least you didn't give out addresses.