In the Library

[Pierre]

Sitting in the library
watching the other students;
there's a girl over there,
using a computer terminal;
what a great pair of tits.

I want to sink my face between them
and suffocate to death,
but instead I'll retain the memory,
make it burn in my brainbox
on the way to the toilets
to help with a bit of wrist exercise.

[Edna Sweetlove]

Wrist exercise is always good for you, in spite of whatever the puritans say.

[Pastor Peter Grovell, D.D.]

If by "wrist exercise" you are suggesting self-manipulation then be advised that this is a major SEX-SIN!

[Chintee]

I'm sure if she knew she'd be flattered to find out her tits were the inspiration for two entertaining stanzas.

[Edna Sweetlove]

Perhaps we should tell her? Libraries can be boring places without a bit of stimulation...

[lardydar]

Wow. I like the complex imagery in this one. It's a tricksy little number.

[montez]

Very tasteful, but why not try rhyme?
R. Sole.