Lard. Dee dar.

[lardydar]

Wotcha spackers

I've actually loved Edna for many years. I think she's effing fantastic.

So when she sent me an invite to this forum, I jizzed all over the living room and signed up toot sweet.

Some of you, those who defected (defecated?) here from AllPoetry might have come across me (filthy swine) as weewatto. I think my stuff is still on there, but I got so impatient and shall we say, snippish, with the influx of angsty teens with razorblades that I pissed off and left them to it. Natural selection if you ask me.

Anyway, I still write lots, mainly songs these days, and saucy stories.

Feed me gin and cake and I might even write one for you.

So.....FUCKYEAHSWEETLOVE *pumps fist (in non-masturbatory fashion) *

[Edna Sweetlove]

*pumps fist* - what a delightful phrase. But masturbatory?
Surely that would be *twiddles middle finger* or *rotates three fingers*

[lardydar]

Ah...did I never tell you I was a hermaphrodite?

[lardydar]

Besides, it's more like *extract rampant rabbit collection from innocuous looking packing case in understairs cupboard*.