Fear Ye the great COUNT ORLOK!

[Count Orlok]

I am a genuine vampyr. Please don't laugh when I say that for it is true. It is not a game with me. I drink blood whenever I can, animal, human, even my own when I am desperate. I also have severe lycanthropic tendencies so I really am quite a bloodthirsty type of bat.

I have tried to stop it, I have tried so hard, but I cannot avoid my fate, which is to be immortally cruel and evil.

I was born in deepest Transylvania in 1810 but I moved to England about 100 years ago. I used to live on Dartmoor in Devonshire and I hunted the moorland villages whenever the moon was full. Recently I have moved to Tenby in South Wales where I have a greater choice of prey as the Welsh are slow runners. Be careful. You might meet me and lose your soul, as I rip your neck out in blood-lust-joy, making you into one of my disciples.

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[zilbermann]

It's easy enough to claim to be the most fierce and vicious vampire bat in history, but can you prove it?

[johnny nobody]

Zilby's right. Let's have some proof.

[spamheid]

Ah'm no feart!

[Barry Hodges]

Orlok will have to answer soon. He's been challenged by Zilby and Johnny and now Spammy has cocked a snook at him...