Listen to my wise words!

[Pastor Peter Grovell, D.D.]

I am sometimes accused of being a BIGOT and a ZEALOT. And I am proud to be those things for they are godly attributes and show that I am SAVED! I shall be in glory in Heaven, rejoicing whilst sinners rot and burn in HADES!

If you do not accept the inevitability of AGONISING HELLFIRE for all sinners [even minor offenders will suffer terribly, probably a severe ROASTING for a few centuries], please yourself. I am here to warn you, but at the end of the day, it's YOU who will perish in agony as a result of your sins.

And always remember that SEX-SIN is the worst sin of all!

[Rabbi Sammy Schtupp]

Believe me, Pastor, sex-sins are not the worst. Think HOLOCAUST! Think AUSCHWITZ! Think BELSEN! Think how the Palestinians are trying to steal Zionist Israel!

[rikkimezis]

Can someone please explain to me what sex is?? I have never even heard of such a thing!! Is it edible?? I do hope so!! yummy yum yum

[Edna Sweetlove]

Sex? What is sex? Isn't it what you do in the bath when you get all excited with too much soap "down there"

[rikkimezis]

Thank you Greatly Edna!!
I'll never play with the plug hole again!!!!!!

[Edna Sweetlove]

I have to confess having played with several plug holes in my time...