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Post by Fraser Allonby Q.C. on Oct 21, 2010 16:15:01 GMT
All gentlemen know how to treat
The lady who is young and sweet:
Sir Donald "Bertie" Philmore-Shyttes
Kicks them violently in the tits;
And Enderby "Topper" Smithers-Mopps
Spanks them hard with riding crops;
While Farquarson of Cuntly-Chapps
Prefers to punch them in the flaps.
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Post by Engelbert Humpalot on Nov 4, 2010 16:27:41 GMT
And does Sir Harold Crumply-Crynge
Thump 'em in the minge?
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Post by spamheid on Nov 11, 2010 12:55:51 GMT
I think Sir Julian Spode likes cripples
And tweaks them harshly by the nipples
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Post by Barry Hodges on Nov 15, 2010 15:52:16 GMT
Maybe Lord Justice Futtoxe
Slaps their naked buttocks?
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Post by Stanley Brown on Nov 16, 2010 18:33:51 GMT
this is disgusting pronography and you deserve a good thrashing and I would give you one if I got half a chance but you just hide behind false names while I use my real name. Thankyou. Stanley.
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Post by spamheid on Nov 17, 2010 15:54:56 GMT
You're quite right. I'm off to give myself a good thrashing.
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Post by spamheid on Nov 17, 2010 15:57:37 GMT
And maybe Viscount Spodely-Cubes
Thumps them harshly in the pubes.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Nov 17, 2010 16:48:45 GMT
I'm a bit concerned about what Sir Anthony Blunt would do.
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Post by spamheid on Nov 17, 2010 17:40:13 GMT
And so you should be.
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Post by Fraser Allonby Q.C. on Nov 18, 2010 12:30:56 GMT
Thank you everyone for your kind comments. Even that cheeky toerag Stan Brown. If I got hold of his nuts, he'd never smile again. So help me God.
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Post by westcuntry on Nov 25, 2010 23:33:59 GMT
I'm new here and have to say the comments above (not forgetting the poem of course) are so witty and the humour is brilliant. You've got some really funny buggers here and I cant understand why this site isnt huge.
I'm going to enjoy myself here and have to up my game considerably.
Sir Smythly Miles
Used to twang upon her piles?
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Nov 26, 2010 3:23:29 GMT
Edna is happy. Please recruit some NEW members to make Edna's site HUGE.
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Post by montez on Jan 30, 2011 6:46:39 GMT
At last, a poem wot is writ in rhyme!
An' it's not bad either.
I know a lad when he is able
Lies prostrate under the table
And though I hate to think of it
He likes to watch young ladies faeces (or poo-poos)!
R. Sole.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Jan 30, 2011 17:22:31 GMT
I fear you are retailing scandalous tales about Adolf who was reputed to like to lie under a glass table and watch his lady friends pump one out.
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Post by zilbermann on Jan 30, 2011 17:55:00 GMT
It was said that Nelson Rockefeller, governor of New York State, liked to lie under a glass table and watch Negro women faeces (or poo-poos), though I myself never saw him doing it. It is possible that he died because he had a heart attack while doing something kinky and his minder delayed calling an ambulance in order to hush it up.
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Post by Mrs Ophelia Mulholland on Jan 30, 2011 18:06:07 GMT
I have often wanted to watch a negro doing a faeces (or poo-poos). What's wrong with that?
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Post by rikkimezis on Feb 1, 2011 17:56:02 GMT
ther turd might be embarrassed
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Feb 1, 2011 22:58:10 GMT
Strange Adventures of the Turd Kind...
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Post by westcuntry on Feb 2, 2011 10:43:07 GMT
Absurb,
Poetry about a turd,
Typically excuisite of this site,
Excretial loving witty shite,
British humour at its best,
How lucky we are blessed
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