Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-at-Law, is here!

[Fraser Allonby Q.C.]

I spend most of my time knocking one off in the bogs in my office about our 16 year old office junior. I intersperse this with surfing the web, sending e-mails and picking my nasal passages for large salty delights. I earn more than the rest of you put to together for doing this.

You are probably all scared about job losses because you have neither the drive nor the aptitude to be able to think for yourselves and create anything other than a small streak of semen on your palms after a good tug. However I, being a Queen's Counsel, have no sympathy for you unless you pay me.

[Edna Sweetlove]

It is always nice to welcome someone with a spot of education and good taste. And you too are welcome, Fraser.

[Engelbert Humpalot]

This is very posh. I like a bit of class.

[lardydar]

Loathsome toad.

[Stanley Brown]

Talking of self-abuse in the toilets is disgusting. One really wonders at your motivation to post such pieces of information about your filthy habits. Perverted mentality methinks. Wash your hands and your pen. Thankyou. Stanley.

[Fraser Allonby Q.C.]

Watch it, Brown. I have ways of finding out where people live. Just be bloody careful.