The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C.

[Fraser Allonby Q.C.]

Each and every morn I wake
And rouse myself from sleep.
I stretch and yawn, and stretch again,
Then out of bed I leap.

Into my pantaloons I strap
My heaving, sweaty frame.
I'm Fraser Allonby Q.C.:
Well knows the world my name.

My larder groans with sweet delights
With which I'll break my fast.
I gorge on buns and pies and ale
And relish my repast.

I stroll into my robing room
Wherein forthwith I dress
My bulk in courtly finery:
I wear only the best.

I place upon my head so large
My newly powdered wig,
And hide within black folds of gown
My hindquarters so big.

I prance into the morn so fair
And heave my bulk to court
Wherein I speak of equity,
And negligence, and tort.

My clients pay me by the hour
And augment my vast riches.
I spend my wealth on whores and port
And jewel-encrusted britches.

All the comments that I make
Are more or less the same
I'm Fraser Allonby Q.C.:
Well knows the world my name.

[Chintee]

Well, now I can say I know your name too. How many wigs do you own, Fraser?

[Edna Sweetlove]

A delightful poem, Fraser. Welcome to the wonderful poetic world of Edna. I look forward to more contributions from your learned self.

[Fraser Allonby Q.C.]

Oct 21, 2010 23:21:13 GMT Chintee said:

Well, now I can say I know your name too. How many wigs do you own, Fraser?

Thank you, chintee. Now I am cognisant of your moniker too. I own seven wigs.

[spamheid]

I trust you will punish all naughty criminals severely.

[Edna Sweetlove]

QCs don't punish. Their job is mainly to get guilty people acquitted.

[hqmyntll]

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