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Post by Count Orlok on Oct 15, 2010 17:48:09 GMT
Ah! Sweet Death comes slowly ...to my poor victims, As I suck their lifeblood through pathetic gargling screams.
How I enjoy their cries for mercy and compassion, Just before I give them eight inches up the rump.
CHORUS (Sung to the tune of "Rawhide") Thrusting, thrusting, thrusting, Though the smell's disgusting Yeeha! I'm evil beyond measure And I gain my evil pleasure Aaaahhh-haaaaa! (wipes vampiric dick and flies off)
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Chintee
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Hero of Arizona
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Post by Chintee on Oct 16, 2010 7:21:21 GMT
*Claps*
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Post by cardboardlover on Aug 21, 2014 17:52:58 GMT
A most unusual piece of writing - but sadly no mention of cardboard.
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Post by Barry Hodges on Dec 19, 2019 17:22:36 GMT
A great song. By a great twat.
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