All Aboard!

[Jizzy Judy]

A Life On The Ocean Wave
After a bottle of wine I'd get plastered
Until my alcohol intake I'd fully mastered
Now no drink is ever rejected
And I am by everyone respected.
Some say my life is empty and aimless
And I admit I'm not totally blameless;
My life of apathy is a bit pathetic
But why not be more sympathetic?
At least I bear no one any malice,
As I lie drunk in my floating gin palace.

[Edna Sweetlove]

Rhymes well. I'd like to say more, but why should I?