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Post by Count Orlok on Oct 13, 2010 14:21:06 GMT
I am a bloodthirsty bat; Vampirism is where I'm at;
I hover over the ground Without making too much sound.
Please kindly take careful note: Or I'll slit your throat
And hungrily drink your blood (it's my favourite liquid food).
In your pants you'll keek You weak stupid human freak;
When severing your jugular vein You'll shriek in cataclysmic pain.
I''ll give you a lobotomy Followed by some staggering sodomy.
I'm a really wicked vampyr And with cruelty all afire;
So, tremble in dreadful fear Orlok the bat is here,
Offering your very last chance to disinfect your underpants.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Oct 17, 2010 18:09:13 GMT
A lovely poem, Orlok. You are my fave vampire.
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Post by Barry Hodges on Oct 19, 2010 21:06:41 GMT
I shall dedicate my next vampire poem to you, your Countship.
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Post by lardydar on Oct 22, 2010 12:30:22 GMT
I take it the reader is expected to extend the pronunciation of blooooooood in order to rhyme. Or is it one of those posh poems that toffs write wot isn't meant to?
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Post by Count Orlok on Dec 19, 2019 17:15:53 GMT
I am back with a vengeance so watch out, puny humans.
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