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Post by Pierre on Oct 12, 2010 19:51:15 GMT
When a woman plays with her cello
She should always remember
She has something between her legs
Which many people would like to
Get their eager hot hands on
So don't play a bum note.
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Post by Stanley Brown on Oct 16, 2010 15:45:14 GMT
This is total filth. This is supposed to be a poetry site. Why not stick to writing on public toilet walls where people might appreciate what you have to say, seeing as they are perverts like you? Thankyou. Stanley.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Oct 19, 2010 15:37:53 GMT
"Front bum" was always a much loved phrase at my school.
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Adamastor
Senior Poet
The Poetic Rocker of Oldham
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Post by Adamastor on Oct 19, 2010 21:54:00 GMT
People in American have a type of bag called "bum bags" because they wear them at the front of their pelvis, and a fanny bag is one that they wear over their bum.
Where's the logic in that?
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Post by Barry Hodges on Oct 20, 2010 11:54:20 GMT
And where do Americans wear handbags? Or ballbags? Or mingewash bags? It's all very confusing.
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Post by lardydar on Nov 1, 2010 11:56:27 GMT
Always fancied having a go at the cello. Having something that massive vibrating away between your knees has got to give back really, don't you think?
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Post by Pierre on Dec 22, 2010 15:35:19 GMT
Thank you everyone. Except that cunt Stanley.
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Post by montez on Jan 30, 2011 6:40:36 GMT
I really feel unable to comment on the poetic merit of this piece because I don't like free verse (I'd much rather pay for it!)
However, I would recommend caution when playing with hedgehogs - they have fleas!
R. Sole.
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