an ugly lady is a joy for ever

[johnny nobody]

once when I was sober
when drunk as a skunk
I met this woman in a bar
jesus but she was ugly
but I still went with her
as I was desperate for a shag
when I woke up in the morning
I was soberer than a judge
but she was still fucking ugly

[Edna Sweetlove]

It's nice to read an old favourite. Unfortunately this is not one of mine.

[Chintee]

This reads like it was written while drunk, or like I was sitting next to you at a bar and you were telling me this, word for word. It's fun to read. I'll have to read it again next time I'm drunk.

[montez]

I believe this originated from Winston Churchill.
R. Sole.

[Edna Sweetlove]

Dear Montez: you are quite correct. Winston said it about Bessie Braddock, a fat ugly socialist woman.