Adamastor
Senior Poet
The Poetic Rocker of Oldham
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Post by Adamastor on Sept 21, 2010 22:58:49 GMT
Well done on making a pile-bustingly great website.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Sept 22, 2010 8:40:58 GMT
I am sorry to hear your piles are playing up again. I can only suggest Anusol EXTRA Strong as a lubricant. Welcome to my website and I look forward to some amusing postings! If you need any information on how to post poems and other items, contact me!  |
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Post by zilbermann on Oct 18, 2010 4:28:08 GMT
You say no censorship, and then you say no porn pics or criminal incitement -- that's censorship!!! I'm a longtime member of the American Civil Liberties Union -- ACLU -- and know that I have a First Amendment right to enjoy porn pics and to incite the production, sale, and use of illegal drugs, violent revolution, slaughtering pigs (policemen -- and policewomen too, for that matter), etc. In the UK you poor limeys have scarcely any rights at all, but I live in a free country!!! There's loads of porn pics and criminal incitement on the Internet, but you are letting those proboards.com motherfuckers tell you what not to do!!!!! Have you studied their Terms of Service? Most people don't bother reading that faeces (or poo-poos), but this time I did. Had a hunch I might find something nasty, and such was indeed the case. Quite. Please try to find a better place for your website, so that you can really say no censorship!!!!!!! Also, they say we give up all copyright rights on what we post, which is very bad. My chances of making any money from my writing may be nil, but I like to fantasize.
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Post by Pastor Peter Grovell, D.D. on Oct 18, 2010 12:56:17 GMT
People who enjoy "porn pics" are sex-sinners and will rot for all eternity. I have not read the "terms of service" myself but I assume they do not condone sex-sin. Hallelujah!
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Post by zilbermann on Oct 18, 2010 15:10:26 GMT
Having freed myself from carnal desire I no longer am interested in porn pics myself, but I am against censorship. I believe that porn pics should be available to tempt potential sinners so that we can be tested; those who succumb to temptation will then, of course, suffer unspeakable torture in Hell for all eternity, unless God decides to show them mercy. If you favor censorship then the Terms of Service are way too permissive to satisfy you, Pastor Grovell.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Oct 19, 2010 1:33:22 GMT
I don't think the pastor favours anything much except eternal torment for sex-sin. I myself am very fond of porn pics - unfortunately I have found that by accessing them on my PC, I have attracted several viruses. And I don't mean AIDS. Any more cheek from Grovell and I will tell him what's what. Naturally I shall not ban him as I believe in free speech. Even for c*nts.
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Post by zilbermann on Oct 19, 2010 3:33:17 GMT
Why does Edna censor herself, writing "c*nts" instead of "cunts"?
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Oct 19, 2010 15:36:34 GMT
Edna wouldn't want to offend some of the puritannical cunts about the place. That's why she writes c*nts sometimes.
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Post by zilbermann on Oct 19, 2010 18:59:09 GMT
Why wouldn't she want to offend puritanical cunts? I would.
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Post by Barry Hodges on Oct 19, 2010 21:00:07 GMT
Edna has had a prolapse and half of her intestines are hanging out of her hole, so I am in temporary charge. I can assure you we wish to run a nice site here and words like n***er, Ars*h*le, rep*blic*n and y*d" are not good news in case the CIA checks us out. Give Rory a kiss on the nose for me.
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shultzie
Nice Poet
Apple Strudel!
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Post by shultzie on Nov 19, 2010 4:43:32 GMT
Would it matter on how the word in question is used?
Eg #1 She is such a c*nt!
Eg #2 I bet her cunt smells.
I think a cunt commission be formed and a hap-hazzard report be generated post haste or the least a strongly worded letter in the Daily Mail .
Thank you for your attention on this very important matter.
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Nov 19, 2010 15:52:32 GMT
I am shocked to find such rude words on my lovely site. Can we not be more polite and say "minge"?
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Post by spamheid on Nov 22, 2010 17:08:59 GMT
Beaver is a bonny word:
There once was a female coal heaver
Who had such a wonderful beaver
When she offered to show it
To preacher or poet
Well, neither would ever believe her.
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shultzie
Nice Poet
Apple Strudel!
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Post by shultzie on Nov 22, 2010 22:11:51 GMT
I once was traveling in Siam
looking for a bearded clam
I search every bar
from near and far
And all I could find was a Sam
Damn ladyboys!
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Post by Edna Sweetlove on Nov 23, 2010 14:50:36 GMT
Yes, I have actually had sex with a tranny. Well, I think it was sex. I think he or she was a tranny.
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Post by westcuntry on Nov 30, 2010 7:08:10 GMT
Tounge in cheek is all very well bonny lass, But this is in the rosy cheek of your ass, H'mm is that a nut I crunch,? Or a clinker upon which I munch. Example of the more refined uncensored content I joined this site to see Edna/Barry. On the other hand...... She caught her breath, I heard her grunt, As his tounge caressed her .... He has her now, this I knew, I savoured the obscene view, Her hands snaked down to hold his head, Woke my cock up from the dead..... As I'm new here just wondering if this sort of stuff is too weak?  ? |
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Post by Mr Open Anus on Jun 12, 2020 1:27:37 GMT
Very nicd.
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Post by Mr Open Anus on Jun 12, 2020 1:28:22 GMT
Very nice.
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Post by Mrs Ophelia Mulholland on Feb 1, 2021 19:03:47 GMT
Come back Mr Open A!
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